Getting Started

Welcome. Bienvenidos. Let me introduce myself.  My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty.  But really my name is Ryan and I work in downtown Phoenix.  Bum Capital. Working in downtown Phoenix has introduced me to all sort of wierdos.  As most people do, I like to do the occasional Number One at work (and rarely, very rarely a Number Two.  Only if absolutely necessary.  Unlike some people who do it on a daily basis.  We'll get to that. Patience).  It seems like everytime I go to the bathroom, something happens.  You know bums showering in the sink and the like.  After having so many effed up experiences, I had a revelation: Share all of the things that happen to me with you.  After discussing it with a few people and putting it off, I have finally decided to create a blog and it will include, but will not be limited to: stall choosing, hand washing, toilet paper hanging and showering in public.  


Now do not get too excited.  There is not going to be an everyday post.  Also I would like to warn you, the following posts are probably a hard PG-13.  Just in case you are sensitive.  Sometimes I will get off topic, but I will try to entertain and dazzle you with the stupidity, lack of respect and fear that happens in the bathroom on a daily basis.  


I gotta go relieve myself and do a little observing. Stay tuned.