Google History. Take notes.

This has very little to do with the potty.  But thought it was important enough to share.  Word of Advice: When at work, please take note that Google saves searches.  This means that with a simple button click, everyone can see what you have been looking up.  It seems simple enough.  The following is not made up.  And Ohhhhh how I wish it was.  Damn you true life.  Okay enough stalling.  Ready?

"Why is my vagina burning and itching?"

Seriously?!  I told you.  Okay.  Okay.  First, Google isn't Ask Jeeves.  Remember him?  Type in a question and he will answer.  Didn't last.  This is the 20 teens (or what ever we are gonna call it.  Have we decided? The tens? I already miss the aughts.), I am pretty sure that the Goog doesn't need proper English or for that matter a whole question, complete with a question mark, to give you what you need.  We don't have time for whole sentences.  A few key words is all it takes.  Vagina Burning Itching.

Second, what the H. E. Double L are you thinking?! Please do not look this up at work.   I am gonna say it again, it is that important.  Do NOT look up sexual problems at work.  I do not leave Google landmines like "balls growth unusual" or "possible transmit std horse" just lying around for you.  Please respect your co-workers unnamed google searcher.

Thank you.