I figured I would start with a small but important post. Over or Under? It is simple really but fundamentally important to proper bathrooming. Obviously the answer is B. Over. No question. No ifs, ands or butts. Now if you chose A, under or "Whatever It Doesnt Matter To Me", then please stop reading right now. I'm serious. I'm sure that I will not miss you cause you are probably a doosh*. But thats a whole different topic. Now that we have that cleared up, we can continue. There have been many scholarly articles debating the particular ins/outs of over/under. All of which, have led to gentlemanly disagreements, which led to name calling, which led to fights, which led to lost eyes, which led to eye patches, which inevitably led to pirate jokes. Unfortunately for you, I will not discuss any of those articles. This is not the place for proper scholarly articles. Even more importantly, losing an eye is not laughing matter as we all know (but pirates are). I understand that I should give you some reasons for why it is better. I won't. Just know that I am right. If you absolutely need proof, here is a link explaining why the TP hang over is so important: http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/
So please for the sake of your eyeballs, chose Over. I mean its called "Essential Life Lesson #1" for a reason. And if you need more proof, go to http://www.cottonellerollpoll.com/#/home.
OVER!
*I mean it.
So what are your thoughts, then, about people who don't even bother putting the toilet paper on the roll at all? Some just choose to put the roll on the sink and don't use the dispenser mechanism at all. Does that count as another option?
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While I appreciate your concern, those people quite simply do not exist. Much like (spoiler alert) the Easter Bunny, Unicorns or even self-adhesive stamps. Simply, OVER is the only option.
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